Printer? I Hardly Know Her!

Iran should raise the white flag of surrender and the U.S. may bomb Oman if it gets in the way of reopening the Strait of Hormuz

Intercepted communications show Iran used the ceasefire to prepare for a bigger, longer war by increasing missile and drone production

The U.S. scaled back military exercises with South Korea because they were too expensive and South Korea refused to help the U.S. in Iran

The exercises are important for maintaining readiness due to troop turnover and evolving North Korean tactics like drone warfare

Reports of food and water shortages on the USS Lincoln are fake news and the deployment has not been too long

Stories about shortages of food and water on the USS Lincoln were old news and had been addressed

Trump is neglecting his duties by focusing on building a ballroom and traveling with aide Natalie Harp while sailors fight his war

The ballroom is necessary for national security and hosting foreign leaders, and Ossoff is a Pee Wee Herman lookalike

The Trump family's bank approval allows them to hold their own collateral and gain a competitive advantage with implicit U.S. government endorsement

Ken Paxton stole my $1,000 Montblanc pen at the courthouse and I endorse James Talarico because he won't steal your pen

Finders keepers, that trans-loving Jesus freak wouldn't steal a fucking thing

Peltola is not seeking endorsements from anyone in the lower 48 states and her focus is solely on Alaska

Peltola's campaign asked Kamala Harris's political operation to send a fundraising email on her behalf

Mike Rogers leads Abdul El-Sayed by four points in the Michigan Senate race

Abdul El-Sayed is ahead of Mike Rogers by six points in their internal poll

Max Miller should not be in Congress if the domestic violence allegations are true, and character is a unifying issue for voters