The Broken Chargers, Mahomes 3.0, Zombie Deshaun, the Masked Backup, First Coach Fired, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal

The Colts should have gone for it on fourth-and-eight instead of kicking a field goal that gave the Chiefs a third possession.

The Colts should have gone for it on fourth-and-eight instead of kicking a field goal that gave the Chiefs a third possession.

Mahomes looks better than he has in a couple years, with more arm strength and a more dangerous offense.

Kelce is in much better shape and Walker has given the Chiefs a completely different element.

The Chargers have invested heavily in offensive line and skill positions, so Herbert's struggles are his own fault.

McDaniel could be the first coordinator fired, and Harbaugh might not make it through the season.

Herbert has been awful this year and the Chargers' offense is struggling.

The lightning delay felt like divine intervention that saved Deshaun Watson's job.

Baker Mayfield's play-calling was poor and the Buccaneers missed opportunities to win.

The Browns' defense held up and the delay changed the game's momentum.

The Texans beat themselves with errors like a fumbled field goal snap and poor fourth-down calls.

The Bengals' defense is better but not yet a contender, and Stroud played well without Nico Collins.

The Saints have explosive weapons and can be a cheap touchdown team when they're big underdogs.

The Ravens' defense can't get stops in big spots, similar to Josh Allen's teams.

The Bears' offense collapsed and the Vikings' defense kept them under 300 yards.

Carson Wentz's efficient but low-volume performance was enough to win.

Jayden Daniels has been injured in four of his last five starts and this could end his season.

The Commanders' defense looked out of place and the team might be in the hunt for the number one pick.

Aaron Rodgers had 12 deep attempts without a completion and was blitzed heavily.

The Steelers' skill positions are among the grimmest in the league.

Drake Maye has been a mess with short throws and happy feet, showing a lack of confidence.

The Patriots need to use more play-action and bigger personnel to help Maye regain confidence.

Denver started slow but put together a good second half, with Vance Joseph's defense showing up.

The Jaguars' defense looked bad in the second half and their playoff chances are in question.

Drew Lock played legitimately well, outperforming Brissett with 235 yards.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba's route-running and ability to create separation make him terrifying to defend.

The Falcons have only four teams in history with no red zone plays in the first two games.

Cooper Rush's 10-for-17 performance led to his benching for Jack Strand.

Bryce Young has played well in his last four games, throwing 35 times a game with improved weapons.

Danny Heifetz was left with Bryce Young in fantasy drafts after passing on quarterbacks.

The Packers had 199 yards and 14 penalties in a poor performance.

Aaron Glenn's clock management decisions cost the Jets the game.

Sal correctly predicted several Week 3 spreads, including Texans-Colts and Bengals-Steelers.

The Chargers-Bills line is lower than expected because the Chargers are 0-2.

His son Jack is consistently late on Fridays, leading to the nickname 'Tardy Marty.'

He has a kidney stone that needs to be zapped and is timing pain meds carefully.