NFL Week 1, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills/Texans Thriller, Bears Drop A 50 Burger, Eagles vs Commanders Plus Who's Back Of The Week

Josh Allen is playing at a different level, especially with Joe Brady, and the offense looks fun and ingrained.

The Bills are probably the team to beat in the AFC after a heavyweight blow-for-blow battle.

The non-fumble call on Goff was confusing and felt like a rule change, but the Saints' decision to go for two in overtime was correct.

Tyler Shough woke up in the second half, leading a comeback, but the Saints fell short on the two-point try.

The Jets dominated a lifeless Titans team and are a year ahead of schedule.

The Titans' fanbase might be the most depressed, feeling numb rather than angry like Browns fans.

The Bengals defense forced four fumbles and played better than expected, making them a scary team.

The Bengals finally treated a September game like a desperation matchup and won a complete game.

Derrick Henry is an anomaly at 32, setting records and still dominating, while the Colts' defense got gashed.

Lamar Jackson was under center 67% of the time, a Declan Doyle imprint that changes defensive looks.

The game had terrible EPA, but the Steelers' defense, led by T.J. Watt, made the difference.

The Steelers are the same team as always, with a good defense and an offense that isn't great.

The Bears' offense was insane, with Caleb Williams looking calm and Ben Johnson's play-calling fully backed.

The offense was incredible, but the defense giving up 37 points to the Panthers is a problem.

The Jaguars dominated, and Deshaun Watson only looked good in garbage time, making it a sad day for Browns fans.

Browns fans deserve sympathy as the franchise repeatedly fails them, and the team has no clear answer at quarterback.

The Dolphins are rebuilding and will be bad, while the Raiders looked watchable with Kirk Cousins raising the floor.

Max Crosby was everywhere, and Kirk Cousins was competent, making the Raiders a better team than in recent years.

The Packers blew another lead due to mental toughness issues, and a controversial roughing call helped the Vikings rally.

Brian Flores' blitzing and the Packers' inability to adjust led to a historic comeback loss.

The Chargers' loss was inexcusable given their tough schedule, and Justin Herbert played poorly.

The Chargers' offense was backed up by penalties, and Herbert's pick sealed a frustrating loss.

Jalen Hurts played well, but the offensive line was terrible, and Stephon Diggs' penalty was costly but expected.

The Commanders' defense improved with creative blitzes, but timeout management and kicker issues hurt them.

The Giants looked tougher and more physical, bullying the Cowboys and capitalizing on Dak's mistakes.

The Giants' crisp play and the Cowboys' lack of adjustments led to a surprising upset.

Steve Ballmer finally accepted responsibility and apologized, realizing he doesn't have 'fuck you money' to fight the league.

The hype video referencing slavery was classic college football drama, and Missouri used it as motivation to win.

Bringing up 160-year-old tragic history for a college game is crap, but it's college football, so it's expected.